This morning I felt very disoriented. I had just woken up from an intense dream. In the dream, I had traveled to England to get my medical done (because in my dream, it was easier to go there than to my doctor's office 5 miles from my home). Of course, it had to be notarized, but I didn't bring my traveling notary! And I didn't know who to call since I was in England. "No worries".. said the doctor.. "there are THREE notaries in the building next door!".

So I went next door and found a woman who was happy to notarize the documents for me. There was one catch. She was the director of some sort of music theatre group. In order for her to notarize something, the entire cast of her show had to perform for me. She also said that the entire cast had to sign my forms as well.

So I dutifully came back the next day for the performance (complete with flying baby grand pianos). It was a pretty good show. As I was passing around the forms for everyone to sign... clowns, people dressed in animal costumes, Vegas show girls... I woke up.

Does this mean the paperwork is finally getting to me?