MWF soon to be closer to 40 than 30, seeking other Fs for blogging, instant messaging or happy hour. I'm stressed out and grumpy, which means that this also pretty much sums up the rest of my family. One stress factor comes in the form of a 48-inch, 52-pound second grade girl whose vocabulary only consists of "I need", "I want" and "No". Insert repeat fifty billion times. In the most whiny, spoiled voice possible. When told "no" by parent will give snarky response with rolled eyes 20% of the time. Mom (me) thinks that girl needs a refresher course in discipline and also needs to reestablish some limits. Can't agree with father on terms and conditions. Insert more grumpiness and fight here. Mom willing to leave family up to three days for trip to Las Vegas or somewhere equally as tacky for the consumption of too many drinks and a night of 80s/90s dancing. Will take any and all offers. Yes, I'm desperate.



Yes, this made me sad. I didn't expect this for another five years. But I was so proud of her english. I didn't know that she knew these words and could put them together in a sentence. (BTW - we made up later and it was really sweet. Kisses and hugs and everything.)

But I'm still serious about my personals ad internets.